1 00:00:47,734 --> 00:00:49,736 Emily, I'm home. 2 00:00:50,904 --> 00:00:53,316 Emily? 3 00:00:53,373 --> 00:00:55,319 - Hi, honey. - [Screams] 4 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,616 Oh. Oh, Bob! 5 00:00:57,677 --> 00:00:59,850 What-What are you doing here? 6 00:00:59,913 --> 00:01:03,952 - Honey, it's only me. - Well, I know it's you, but what are you doing here? 7 00:01:04,017 --> 00:01:06,395 Well, I live here. I'm your husband, remember? 8 00:01:06,453 --> 00:01:09,957 Yeah, but not on Thursday nights, you don't live here. That's your group night. 9 00:01:10,023 --> 00:01:13,197 Yeah, I called to tell you I'd be home tonight, but you weren't home. 10 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:17,208 - The group was canceled - I was at a school board meeting all day. 11 00:01:17,264 --> 00:01:20,677 Honey, let's have a fast dinner and watch the basketball game together, all right? 12 00:01:20,734 --> 00:01:23,180 Oh, we can't do that 'cause the meeting isn't overyet. 13 00:01:23,236 --> 00:01:26,979 We broke up into committees. And my committee is meeting here. 14 00:01:29,976 --> 00:01:31,922 But I wanna watch the basketball game. 15 00:01:31,978 --> 00:01:35,152 - Oh, well, can you watch it in the bedroom? - Well, I don't want to. 16 00:01:35,215 --> 00:01:37,161 Have-Have your meeting in the bedroom. 17 00:01:38,919 --> 00:01:43,265 Bob, you can't talk about sex education and things like that in the bedroom. 18 00:01:44,991 --> 00:01:47,665 - It won't be the first time. - [Chuckles] 19 00:01:47,727 --> 00:01:49,798 It works outjust as well. I'm tired anyway. 20 00:01:49,863 --> 00:01:52,935 I think I'll crawl into bed and watch-watch the game in bed. 21 00:01:52,999 --> 00:01:55,536 - That's a good idea. - I'll get set up in the bedroom. 22 00:01:55,602 --> 00:01:57,946 I won't bother them; they won't bother me. Everything“ be fine. 23 00:01:58,004 --> 00:02:00,610 - [ Doorbell Buzzes ] - Whoops. That's them. 24 00:02:02,342 --> 00:02:04,413 Oh. 25 00:02:04,477 --> 00:02:07,549 - Hi!Come on in. - [ Chattering] 26 00:02:07,614 --> 00:02:10,117 - Oh, is that your husband, Emily? - Oh, yes. 27 00:02:10,183 --> 00:02:15,428 Bob, I want you to meet Mrs. Rogers, Mr. Davis, Mrs. Khan and Professor Trainer. 28 00:02:15,488 --> 00:02:17,934 - My husband 30b Hart/ey - it's Dr. Hartley, isn't it? 29 00:02:17,991 --> 00:02:19,937 - That's right. - Oh, that's right. 30 00:02:19,993 --> 00:02:23,304 You're the chiropractor, aren't you? 31 00:02:23,363 --> 00:02:25,309 No, that's Mrs. Hanson's husband who's a chiropractor. 32 00:02:25,365 --> 00:02:27,311 - Bob's a psychologist. - Uh-huh. 33 00:02:27,367 --> 00:02:29,711 No beard. How refreshing. 34 00:02:29,769 --> 00:02:34,411 - Doctor, I hope you'll be able tojoin us for our meeting. - Yeah, it's gonna bejuicy. 35 00:02:34,474 --> 00:02:36,818 Well, I'd love to, but I have some-- 36 00:02:36,877 --> 00:02:39,323 some very important work I have to take care of. 37 00:02:39,379 --> 00:02:41,325 It was nice-nice meeting you. 38 00:02:41,381 --> 00:02:43,918 Well, I can imagine. There's so much going on in your field. 39 00:02:43,984 --> 00:02:46,123 You must have to do a lot of reading, huh? 40 00:02:46,186 --> 00:02:48,496 Yes, that's-that's-that's right. 41 00:02:52,692 --> 00:02:56,936 [Clears Throat] This is for when I finish with my work. 42 00:03:01,401 --> 00:03:03,403 Announcer On TV] McMiHian to Goodrich. Over to West. 43 00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:05,814 - Don't let West shoot. - West guarded carefully, passes to Chamberlain. 44 00:03:05,872 --> 00:03:08,853 Chamberlain from two feet, in and out. Weiss with the rebound. Fast break. 45 00:03:08,909 --> 00:03:10,855 - Go! - Downcourt to Love. Love to Walker. 46 00:03:10,911 --> 00:03:13,585 - Go! - Walker under the net. Two points! Game is tied at 26-all. 47 00:03:13,647 --> 00:03:16,093 Hey! Hey! Hey! 48 00:03:16,149 --> 00:03:18,686 - Bob? - Hey, Emily, this is a great game! 49 00:03:18,752 --> 00:03:21,596 Oh, honey, I'm glad you're enjoying it... 50 00:03:21,655 --> 00:03:24,363 but could you turn the sound down on the television just a little? 51 00:03:24,424 --> 00:03:27,064 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah. 52 00:03:27,127 --> 00:03:29,801 And could you turn your sound down just a little too? 53 00:03:29,863 --> 00:03:33,504 L-I never realized how clearly you can hear everything from the bedroom. 54 00:03:33,566 --> 00:03:36,479 Oh, really?I can't hear your meeting at all. 55 00:03:36,536 --> 00:03:39,346 Well, enjoy the game, darling. 56 00:03:39,406 --> 00:03:41,579 Door Closes 1 57 00:03:41,641 --> 00:03:44,747 [Announcer] So how about pouring yourself a tall, thirst-quenching... 58 00:03:44,811 --> 00:03:48,657 glass of beer right now as you settle back and watch the game? 59 00:03:48,715 --> 00:03:54,495 Remember, Crown Beer, the queen of beers. 60 00:03:54,554 --> 00:03:57,865 - Beer. - Back to the action now out in front. Ball to McMillian,. 61 00:03:57,924 --> 00:04:00,302 Dribbles on a deep drive to the baseline. Passes to West. 62 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:04,137 Puts up a bank shot at 18 feet. Misses! The rebound knocked out-of-bounds by the Bulls. 63 00:04:04,197 --> 00:04:08,202 Lakers not shooting well. Ball is brought in to West. West in the corner to Erickson. 64 00:04:08,268 --> 00:04:12,239 Tosses out in front of McMillian into the post of Chamberlain, with his back to the basket. 65 00:04:12,305 --> 00:04:14,251 - I'm afraid I can't agree with you. - [Announcer Continues] 66 00:04:14,307 --> 00:04:18,050 As a third-grade teacher, I know how receptive children of that age are to new ideas. 67 00:04:18,111 --> 00:04:20,318 I mean, I think that, uh-- 68 00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:22,860 that that is the perfect time to teach them a new language. 69 00:04:22,916 --> 00:04:25,760 But, Emily, there are other priorities. 70 00:04:25,819 --> 00:04:29,357 No, children of that age should have an opportunity-- 71 00:04:29,422 --> 00:04:32,130 Don't-Don't let me interrupt. 72 00:04:32,192 --> 00:04:34,866 [Emily] Uh, 50-- 73 00:04:34,928 --> 00:04:36,874 Announcer Continues 1 74 00:04:36,930 --> 00:04:39,433 Uh, Bob. 75 00:04:39,499 --> 00:04:42,036 Professor Trainer hasn't heard a word we've been saying. 76 00:04:42,102 --> 00:04:44,708 Could you please turn the sound down a little bit more? 77 00:04:44,771 --> 00:04:47,183 If I turn it down one more time, it'll be off. 78 00:04:51,111 --> 00:04:54,524 Doctor. Doctor. What's the score? 79 00:04:54,581 --> 00:04:58,461 [Clears Throat] 36-34, Bulls. Walker's on a streak. 80 00:04:58,518 --> 00:05:01,863 Sounds like a great game. You think you could turn up the sound a little? 81 00:05:01,921 --> 00:05:04,629 I promised her first. 82 00:05:04,691 --> 00:05:09,868 Score! Do you believe that shot! They'll be talking about that one for years. 83 00:05:09,929 --> 00:05:12,773 With two seconds left in the quarter, a drive and a fake... 84 00:05:12,832 --> 00:05:15,506 that had the LA. defense out in the lobby. 85 00:05:15,568 --> 00:05:20,517 Fantastic thing to see. Some great play here by both teams as they battle back and forth. 86 00:05:20,573 --> 00:05:25,545 We'll be right back with more action, but right now we have another time-out on the court. 87 00:05:25,612 --> 00:05:31,187 Say, wouldn't a beer go great about now? 88 00:05:32,819 --> 00:05:36,733 No greater beer than Crown Beer, the queen of beers. 89 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:39,771 Wherever you are, whatever you're doing... 90 00:05:39,826 --> 00:05:44,241 pick up a bottle of smooth, mellow Crown Beer. 91 00:05:44,297 --> 00:05:46,607 just snap off the cap. You're ready to enjoy... 92 00:05:46,666 --> 00:05:50,204 the delicious, crisp, pleasing flavor of Crown Beer. 93 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:53,149 Slightly mellow, so smooth and flavorful... 94 00:05:53,206 --> 00:05:56,449 you'll want to enjoy another one when you've finished your first. 95 00:05:56,509 --> 00:05:58,887 Go ahead. Open another one. 96 00:05:58,945 --> 00:06:01,118 Tilt that bottle back and feel-- 97 00:06:01,181 --> 00:06:04,458 - Bob! - Honey, get me a can opener. 98 00:06:04,517 --> 00:06:07,191 - Bob, you are going to have to turn the sound down. - [Clicks 027] 99 00:06:07,253 --> 00:06:10,325 I have a committee out there that has to leave with a recommendation... 100 00:06:10,390 --> 00:06:13,234 and you're not helping matters any. 101 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:16,968 Honey, I have a recommendation. 102 00:06:17,030 --> 00:06:19,670 I recommend I watch the game somewhere else. Have a nice meeting. 103 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:32,152 - Did you forget something? - It's not funny. 104 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:46,700 - [ Doorbell Buzzes ] - Com e in. 105 00:06:47,827 --> 00:06:50,205 - Oh, hi, Howard. - Oh, hi, Bob. 106 00:06:50,263 --> 00:06:54,006 - Listen, uh, Howard, I'm not disturbing you, am I? - Disturbing me? 107 00:06:54,067 --> 00:06:58,140 I mean-- Actually, I mean, uh, it's great company. ironing's so lonely. 108 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,050 Uh, Howard, listen, Emily's having a meeting at our place. 109 00:07:03,109 --> 00:07:05,089 Do you mind if I watch the game on your TV? 110 00:07:05,145 --> 00:07:07,887 No. It'll give me something to do while I'm ironing. 111 00:07:07,947 --> 00:07:11,520 [Announcer] Weiss shoots and hits from 2O feet. Score is tied for the I 6th time tonight. 112 00:07:11,584 --> 00:07:13,655 What an incredible seesaw game! 113 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,757 So how are things at the office? 114 00:07:15,822 --> 00:07:18,200 Howard. 115 00:07:18,258 --> 00:07:21,831 Oh. I'm sorry. Sorry. Great game. 116 00:07:21,895 --> 00:07:24,842 - [ Doorbell Buzzes ] - [ Si g h s ] 117 00:07:24,898 --> 00:07:26,844 All of a sudden, it's gettin' busy in here. 118 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:29,574 ...has to go way up to get it. Off the left side to Love-- 119 00:07:29,636 --> 00:07:32,742 - Hi, Howard. - Hey, Mary Ellen. How are you? Come on in. 120 00:07:32,805 --> 00:07:34,751 I had a couple of hours between flights... 121 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:37,048 and I just thought I'd stop by to say hi. 122 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:40,614 - Hi. - Uh, am I interrupting something? 123 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:44,127 Oh, no. Bob and I arejust ironing and watching basketball. 124 00:07:44,184 --> 00:07:47,597 - Uh, Bob, you know Mary Ellen, don't you? - Mmm? 125 00:07:47,654 --> 00:07:50,567 Uh, why don't you just sit down here? 126 00:07:50,623 --> 00:07:54,298 And you sit down, and I'll sit down... 127 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,897 and then we'll all sit down and watch basketball. [Sighs] 128 00:07:56,963 --> 00:07:59,876 [Announcer] Lakers want those two points back as West comes into the front court. 129 00:07:59,933 --> 00:08:02,880 Passes into the post to Chamberlain. Wilt over the left side by 1 O feet. 130 00:08:02,936 --> 00:08:06,281 Through the key to Erickson. An I 8-footer by Keith is no good! Rebound by Wilt. 131 00:08:06,339 --> 00:08:10,116 It'll go out-of-bounds. Lakers don't get their two points back. They're running cold. 132 00:08:10,176 --> 00:08:12,747 Need a win here tonight to hold on to their lead. 133 00:08:12,812 --> 00:08:16,385 Van Lier up the middle now for the Bulls. Stops. Fakes. 134 00:08:16,449 --> 00:08:19,055 He's down the middle. He's all the way. Pumps once, lays it up. 135 00:08:19,118 --> 00:08:20,961 Fly-swats it away, Really got up there. 136 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:24,763 Rolls the hoop, Comes back out like there was a lid on the basket. Unbelievable! 137 00:08:24,824 --> 00:08:27,430 Chamberlain with the rebound. Clears it out to Goodrich. 138 00:08:27,493 --> 00:08:30,303 He's checked by Walker, but then gets it over the line-- 139 00:08:32,165 --> 00:08:35,408 Continueg indistinct] Chamberlain slam-dunks it! 140 00:08:35,468 --> 00:08:37,812 Uh, excuse me. Bob can I see you a second? 141 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:40,714 Bob, please? Bob? just for one second, please. 142 00:08:40,773 --> 00:08:43,276 - Sure, Howard. - Uh, excuse me. 143 00:08:43,343 --> 00:08:45,516 Um-- [Clears Throat] 144 00:08:45,578 --> 00:08:50,152 Uh, Bob, when you walked through that door a few seconds ago, I was happy to see you. 145 00:08:50,216 --> 00:08:53,095 - You want me to leave, Howard, right? - Yes. 146 00:08:53,152 --> 00:08:56,463 - Thank you, Howard. - You didn't have a coat or anything, did you? 147 00:08:57,490 --> 00:08:59,470 No, it was warm in the hall, Howard. 148 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:03,802 - Good night, Mary Ellen. - Oh, are you leaving? 149 00:09:03,863 --> 00:09:06,639 Yeah, I gotta-- gotta push on. 150 00:09:06,699 --> 00:09:10,169 If you wanna see the game, you can come back in an hour and a half. 151 00:09:10,236 --> 00:09:12,842 In an hour and a half, it'll all be over. 152 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,148 I know. 153 00:09:22,415 --> 00:09:24,361 - Uh, Carol? - Emily. 154 00:09:24,417 --> 00:09:26,954 Hi. Honey, I have to see Bob right away. 155 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:30,229 - Oh, sorry, he's with a patient. - Well, it'll only take a minute. 156 00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:34,067 Uh, Emily, you know how strict he is about being interrupted. 157 00:09:34,127 --> 00:09:36,801 I mean, it-it has to be like a life-and-death emergency. 158 00:09:36,863 --> 00:09:39,503 Oh, well, uh, it's nothing like that. 159 00:09:39,565 --> 00:09:41,977 - That's good enough. - 0/1. 160 00:09:43,569 --> 00:09:45,515 Bob, now I know you're with a patient... 161 00:09:45,571 --> 00:09:49,144 but Emily is here, and she says it's very, very, uh... 162 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:52,018 kind of-- [ Stammers] important. 163 00:09:52,078 --> 00:09:54,922 Right. 164 00:09:54,981 --> 00:09:57,518 He says he certainly hopes so. 165 00:09:58,584 --> 00:10:00,530 - Hi. - Hi. ls everything all right? 166 00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:02,588 Oh, sure. Everything'sjust fine. 167 00:10:02,655 --> 00:10:05,761 No, it isn't. Because ifit is, I left a patient with no good reason. 168 00:10:05,825 --> 00:10:08,305 Bob, I just came from the school board... 169 00:10:08,361 --> 00:10:11,865 and they offered me a full-timejob as a kind of administrative advisor. 170 00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:14,411 And thejob is really good, and the money's very good... 171 00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:18,040 but I told them I couldn't give an answer till I talked to my husband, so I'm talking to you. 172 00:10:18,104 --> 00:10:20,345 You certainly are. 173 00:10:21,341 --> 00:10:23,912 Well, what do you say? 174 00:10:28,748 --> 00:10:33,595 Emily, wh-what will this full-timejob mean to, you know, our-our marriage? 175 00:10:33,653 --> 00:10:36,600 Oh, well, I'm not gonna paint a rosy picture. 176 00:10:36,656 --> 00:10:41,105 I mean, it'll be a little inconvenient. We'll probably see a little less of each other. 177 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,936 You may have to help around the house. You know, do some of the shopping. 178 00:10:43,996 --> 00:10:46,272 I don't thinkyou should take it. 179 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,937 But, Bob, I do. 180 00:10:50,002 --> 00:10:52,744 Honey, because of your-your meeting last night... 181 00:10:52,805 --> 00:10:56,116 I watched the last few minutes of the basketball game in a bar... 182 00:10:56,175 --> 00:10:59,019 on a TV set where Wilt Chamberlain looked like a fat midget. 183 00:10:59,078 --> 00:11:01,024 [Chuckles] 184 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,993 I then had a dinner of hard-boiled eggs and beef jerky. 185 00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:07,122 And the guy next to me was eating pigs' knuckles. 186 00:11:07,186 --> 00:11:10,793 Now I told you what I think. If you still wanna take thejob, then, uh... 187 00:11:10,857 --> 00:11:12,803 go ahead. 188 00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:16,568 - Oh, Bob, I knew you'd agree! Thank you! - [ Elevator Bell Dings] 189 00:11:16,629 --> 00:11:19,473 Bye! Ooh, uh, hold the elevator. 190 00:11:19,532 --> 00:11:23,173 - Hey, Bob, did you see that game last night? - Oh, shut up. 191 00:11:24,437 --> 00:11:28,010 - [ Door Opens] - [Whistles] 192 00:11:36,115 --> 00:11:39,187 Honey, I'm home. 193 00:11:39,252 --> 00:11:41,254 Emily? 194 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,533 - [ Vacuum Running] - Emily? 195 00:11:51,164 --> 00:11:53,872 [ Door Opens ] 196 00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:55,776 [Shuts Off] 197 00:11:55,835 --> 00:12:00,477 Do you-- Do-Do you know where my-- where my wife is? 198 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:03,544 [Speaking Spanish] 199 00:12:06,879 --> 00:12:08,859 Uh, uh-- 200 00:12:08,915 --> 00:12:13,523 Donde esté mi... 201 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:18,798 -wife? - Ah! [Spanish] 202 00:12:23,796 --> 00:12:27,710 [Spanish] ...Boys Market. 203 00:12:29,135 --> 00:12:32,548 I-I got Boys Market. 204 00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:34,642 Cuando- 205 00:12:34,707 --> 00:12:37,119 will she get here? 206 00:12:37,176 --> 00:12:39,554 - Ay, s e fi o r. - [Knockxhg] 207 00:12:39,612 --> 00:12:42,149 - Oh, uh, good. She's home. - B/en. 208 00:12:42,215 --> 00:12:44,161 Honey, did you forget your keys? 209 00:12:44,217 --> 00:12:46,720 Hi, Bob. I'm on my way to Acapulco. 210 00:12:46,786 --> 00:12:49,096 Would you mind looking in on my plants while I'm gone? 211 00:12:49,155 --> 00:12:52,568 - Uh, sure, Howard. Howard, listen, I got a problem here. - Yeah, what's up? 212 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,571 You speak Spanish, don't you? 213 00:12:54,627 --> 00:12:57,767 Do I speak Spanish? That's practically my second tongue. 214 00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:00,504 Yeah. Can you find out when Emily's coming home? 215 00:13:00,566 --> 00:13:03,945 Oh, that's easy. Ah, sefiora? 216 00:13:04,003 --> 00:13:09,817 Ah, sefiora? [Speaks Spanish] 217 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,380 Oh. [Speaks Spanish] 218 00:13:13,446 --> 00:13:15,448 [Spanish] 219 00:13:17,483 --> 00:13:19,485 [Spanish] 220 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,566 Ts k, ts k, ts k. 221 00:13:22,622 --> 00:13:24,693 [Spanish] 222 00:13:33,466 --> 00:13:35,571 What's-What's she saying, Howard? 223 00:13:35,635 --> 00:13:37,979 Uh, she wants to fix me up with her daughter. 224 00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:43,218 - Howard, Emily? - Oh. [Spanish] 225 00:13:43,276 --> 00:13:45,722 Oh. A Boys Market. 226 00:13:45,778 --> 00:13:47,917 Uh, she's at a Boys Market. 227 00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:49,926 I know that, Howard. 228 00:13:49,982 --> 00:13:51,984 You do? Why didn't you tell me you spoke Spanish? 229 00:13:52,051 --> 00:13:56,158 - Well, look, I gotta be going. M0765! - M0765! 230 00:13:56,222 --> 00:13:59,567 Uh, oh, Howard. Good. I was wondering how I was gonna handle that. 231 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:02,367 Here, let me helpyou with that. Bob. 232 00:14:02,428 --> 00:14:05,534 - Oh. Thank you, Howard. - Bye. 233 00:14:06,532 --> 00:14:08,478 The-The-- These bags are cold. 234 00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:11,174 Oh, well, there's a lot of frozen stuff in that one. 235 00:14:11,237 --> 00:14:14,514 Yeah, well, can you hurry and thaw 'em out? I'm kind of hungry. 236 00:14:14,574 --> 00:14:16,520 Got it. 237 00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:21,082 Minute rice. Instant breakfast. 238 00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:25,255 Gravy quick. 239 00:14:25,318 --> 00:14:28,822 Instant pudding and beef pronto. 240 00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:31,926 Well, we should be eating soon anyway. 241 00:14:31,991 --> 00:14:36,633 I'm sorry, Bob. When I come home from a full day of working, I just don't feel like cooking. 242 00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:41,145 Emily, after looking at this food, I don't feel like eating. 243 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,204 Emily, you-you've been working now, uh, three weeks... 244 00:14:44,270 --> 00:14:46,876 and one, two, three, four dishes. 245 00:14:46,939 --> 00:14:48,885 Um-- 246 00:14:48,941 --> 00:14:53,219 I think we should take another look at this job thing. 247 00:14:53,279 --> 00:14:55,316 Oh, well, Bob, that's why I hired Marina. 248 00:14:55,381 --> 00:14:58,157 I know the place hasn't been as neat as we'd like it to be... 249 00:14:58,217 --> 00:15:00,356 but that's all gonna be different now, honest. 250 00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:05,562 So, you just come on over and sit down and relax... 251 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:08,663 read your paper, and I'll have dinner ready in... 252 00:15:08,728 --> 00:15:13,302 uh, four and a half minutes-- five, if you want it crispy. 253 00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:19,214 Honey, why go to all that trouble? lust put it on a stick and I'll lick it. 254 00:15:23,943 --> 00:15:27,618 I just don't know why people find me... boring. 255 00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:31,818 Do they find you boring, Mr. Carlin? 256 00:15:31,884 --> 00:15:34,922 Oh,yeah. Even in my dreams people find me boring. 257 00:15:34,987 --> 00:15:38,730 I had this dream that I gave a speech in front of5,000 people. 258 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:42,671 I was completely naked, and everybody yawned. 259 00:15:44,397 --> 00:15:48,402 That's, uh-- That's about all the time we have for today. 260 00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:53,075 Uh, tomorrow, I think we ought to get into that-that-- your boring dream. 261 00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:55,915 L-I mean, the interesting dream about-- 262 00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:59,047 [Clears Throat] about you being boring. 263 00:15:59,111 --> 00:16:03,560 I mean--l mean, the interesting dream where you-you-you thinkyou're boring. 264 00:16:04,684 --> 00:16:06,630 Well, I already told you the best part. 265 00:16:06,686 --> 00:16:09,428 It ends with me putting on all my clothes and people applauding. 266 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:18,307 [Sighs] Key, please. 267 00:16:18,364 --> 00:16:20,366 Thanks. 268 00:16:24,737 --> 00:16:27,775 Jerry, l-l'm glad you're still here. Uh, you-you busy tonight? 269 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,686 I'll say I'm busy. I finally got a date with that gorgeous Swedish girl from radiology. 270 00:16:31,744 --> 00:16:34,657 She broke up with that loser she was going with. Isn't that fantastic? 271 00:16:34,714 --> 00:16:37,251 - Why'd you wanna know ifl'm busy? - Oh, uh, nothing. 272 00:16:37,316 --> 00:16:41,128 - What's the matter? - Uh, nothing, really. Emily has another one of those meetings... 273 00:16:41,187 --> 00:16:43,224 and I got a lot of free time. 274 00:16:43,289 --> 00:16:46,395 Why don't you come along with us? I got reservations at a little intimate restaurant. 275 00:16:46,459 --> 00:16:50,771 It'll just be me and Britt and, uh, you. 276 00:16:52,198 --> 00:16:54,144 I don't think that'll work outjerry. 277 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,704 Oh, what a shame! Maybe next time. 278 00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:05,118 - Oh, uh, hi-hi, Bernie. - Hi, Bob. 279 00:17:05,177 --> 00:17:07,123 You, uh, doing anything tonight? 280 00:17:07,179 --> 00:17:10,592 Uh, what am I doing tonight? Oh, nothing much. 281 00:17:10,649 --> 00:17:15,792 I'll go home, and I'll make myself a sandwich. You see, my wife eats early with the kids. 282 00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:17,801 Then I'll probably go out to the garage... 283 00:17:17,857 --> 00:17:20,804 - and finish sanding that coffee table I've been working on. - [ Elevator Bell Dings] 284 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:23,841 Uh, I'll get to bed about 12:00, 1:00... 285 00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:28,641 and, uh, I'll try not to wake up the family, and that's about it. 286 00:17:40,045 --> 00:17:44,926 - [ Mouthing Word] - That's okay, Bob. I'm busy tonight anyway. 287 00:17:44,984 --> 00:17:47,225 I've got a date with that cute guy in radiology. 288 00:17:47,286 --> 00:17:51,530 He was going with that dingie Swedish girl, but last night they had a big fight. 289 00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:57,733 Thanks. Boy, you keep it pretty clean in there. 290 00:17:58,864 --> 00:18:01,868 I really don't like to take all the credit. 291 00:18:01,934 --> 00:18:03,936 [Chuckles] 292 00:18:06,071 --> 00:18:08,073 [Sighs] 293 00:18:19,952 --> 00:18:23,126 Uh, Mr. Carlin, do you, uh-- do you have any plans tonight? 294 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:26,363 Me? No, I never have any plans. 295 00:18:26,425 --> 00:18:29,099 Would you like to have a bite of dinner with me? 296 00:18:29,161 --> 00:18:33,667 - You're kidding. Me and you? - Sure. 297 00:18:33,732 --> 00:18:38,181 - Hey, that'd be greatjust great. - Well, good. 298 00:18:38,237 --> 00:18:42,413 Dr. Hartley, before we go out tonight, I'd like to get one thing straight. 299 00:18:42,474 --> 00:18:45,717 - What's that? - Are you gonna charge me? 300 00:18:54,353 --> 00:18:56,355 You'll be okay, Bobby? 301 00:18:58,357 --> 00:19:01,361 I'll bejust, uh--just fine. Are you gonna be all right? 302 00:19:01,427 --> 00:19:04,931 I'll be all right. Hope things work out between you and your wife. 303 00:19:04,997 --> 00:19:09,912 They'll be-- They'll be fine. And I-- I really appreciate your advice. 304 00:19:09,969 --> 00:19:12,313 It only seemed right. 305 00:19:12,371 --> 00:19:15,580 I'm happy to know you have personal problems too. [Chuckles] 306 00:19:15,641 --> 00:19:18,485 Is that why you bought-bought me all those drinks? 307 00:19:18,544 --> 00:19:21,821 Yeah. Also, I want you to like me. 308 00:19:21,881 --> 00:19:25,829 - But I-- I do like you, Elliot. - Not enough. 309 00:19:28,187 --> 00:19:30,133 Well, I'll see you at work tomorrow. 310 00:19:30,189 --> 00:19:32,635 - So long, buddy. - Yeah. 311 00:19:32,691 --> 00:19:36,070 Bob; 312 00:19:36,128 --> 00:19:38,506 Honey, I'm-- I'm home. 313 00:19:39,932 --> 00:19:42,469 Uh, did-did I hear voices out here? 314 00:19:42,534 --> 00:19:46,414 Yes, you-- you heard the voices of, uh-- 315 00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:49,783 of Elliot and-and the voices of me. 316 00:19:53,545 --> 00:19:55,491 Uh, Elliot? 317 00:19:55,547 --> 00:19:58,824 Elli-Elliot Carlin, my very... 318 00:19:58,884 --> 00:20:01,455 very, very close, uh, friend. 319 00:20:02,721 --> 00:20:06,362 We went out to-- to dine. 320 00:20:06,425 --> 00:20:11,738 And we walked around the Loop... 321 00:20:11,797 --> 00:20:16,007 and we watched the bridge go up and down. 322 00:20:17,236 --> 00:20:19,807 Uh, Bob, have you been drinking? 323 00:20:21,907 --> 00:20:27,357 Emily, I-- I am so glad you spotted that. 324 00:20:28,914 --> 00:20:32,020 Because you have no idea how-how hard it is... 325 00:20:32,084 --> 00:20:34,621 to preten-pretend to be sober like this. 326 00:20:34,687 --> 00:20:38,794 Uh-huh. Well, honey, why-why were you drinking? 327 00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:42,532 L, uh-- I have a very good reason... 328 00:20:42,594 --> 00:20:46,508 -which I-l have forgotten. - Oh. 329 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,737 Emily, sit down. 330 00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:59,813 Bob, I am sitting down. 331 00:21:00,946 --> 00:21:02,892 Okay, then-- 332 00:21:02,948 --> 00:21:07,124 then I'll sit down, and you do whatever you want. 333 00:21:08,287 --> 00:21:11,666 Uh, I think I'll-l'll warm up some coffee. 334 00:21:11,724 --> 00:21:16,434 Emily, you probably remember when you first came to my office... 335 00:21:16,495 --> 00:21:18,497 and you wanted to take that full-timejob... 336 00:21:18,564 --> 00:21:20,908 and-and I was all for it. 337 00:21:20,966 --> 00:21:23,708 No. No, you weren't, Bob. 338 00:21:23,769 --> 00:21:25,715 - I wasn't? - Uh-uh. 339 00:21:27,239 --> 00:21:30,118 - Well, that-that kind of blows my lead-in. - 0/1. 340 00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:33,090 Well, honey, why don't you just... 341 00:21:33,145 --> 00:21:36,217 say whatever you wanna say? 342 00:21:36,281 --> 00:21:38,625 Okay, all right, I will. 343 00:21:38,684 --> 00:21:43,929 I think we have what is called a-- a liberal marriage. 344 00:21:43,989 --> 00:21:49,268 Uh, we n-- we never interfere in each other's important decisions. 345 00:21:49,328 --> 00:21:55,210 I would-- I would never askyou to do anything that you wouldn't ask me to do. 346 00:22:01,173 --> 00:22:05,121 Our marriage is 50-50. 347 00:22:06,345 --> 00:22:08,325 I want you to quit. 348 00:22:10,315 --> 00:22:13,023 Bob, if I quit my job because you ask me to... 349 00:22:13,085 --> 00:22:15,929 then we wouldn't have that 50-50 marriage you're talking about. 350 00:22:15,988 --> 00:22:18,992 Well, then how about, uh... 351 00:22:19,058 --> 00:22:21,595 51-50? 352 00:22:22,694 --> 00:22:24,640 No. 353 00:22:24,696 --> 00:22:29,805 Now, Bob, I realize we had some problems when I first started working full-time... 354 00:22:29,868 --> 00:22:32,644 but I thought we had solved most of those. 355 00:22:32,704 --> 00:22:35,776 I mean, uh, I knew you were upset, but-- 356 00:22:35,841 --> 00:22:38,287 but now I realize you still are. 357 00:22:38,343 --> 00:22:42,450 Now, Bob, ifit comes down to a choice between my job and our marriage... 358 00:22:42,514 --> 00:22:45,017 I mean, naturally, I'm gonna choose our marriage. 359 00:22:45,084 --> 00:22:47,690 But, there is just one thing I wanna say. 360 00:22:47,753 --> 00:22:52,293 Now, uh, working full-time makes me feel wonderful... 361 00:22:52,357 --> 00:22:54,303 you know, like I'm doing something worthwhile. 362 00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,670 And-- And if I quit thejob, I think I'd feel miserable. 363 00:22:57,729 --> 00:23:00,676 So, I mean, I'll do whatever you want me to do. 364 00:23:00,732 --> 00:23:02,871 If you want me to quit, I'll quit. 365 00:23:05,137 --> 00:23:08,846 Now let-- let me see if I have this straight. 366 00:23:10,676 --> 00:23:13,623 When you-- When you're working, you feel wonderful. 367 00:23:14,913 --> 00:23:18,520 And, uh-- And if you quit, you would be miserable. 368 00:23:18,584 --> 00:23:22,031 - Yeah, that's about it. - Well, Emily, I may-- 369 00:23:22,087 --> 00:23:25,364 I may have had a few drinks, but I'm-- 370 00:23:25,424 --> 00:23:28,962 I'm sober enough to know I don't wanna go from the-- 371 00:23:29,027 --> 00:23:32,304 the “flying plan“ into the fryer. 372 00:23:36,068 --> 00:23:38,548 Keep your job. 373 00:23:38,604 --> 00:23:41,676 Oh, Bob, thank you. 374 00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:43,879 I'll go get you your coffee. 375 00:23:43,942 --> 00:23:49,085 But-- But check-check with me in the morningjust- 376 00:23:49,148 --> 00:23:51,856 just in case you slipped something by me there. 377 00:24:02,628 --> 00:24:05,108 - [Knocking] - You busy, Bob? 378 00:24:05,164 --> 00:24:07,610 No, come on in,jerry. 379 00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:10,374 I've got two tickets to the Bulls game tonight. You wanna go? 380 00:24:10,435 --> 00:24:13,245 No, I'm just trying to reach Emily-- find out where I'm gonna meet her. 381 00:24:13,305 --> 00:24:15,251 We're going on a big night out. 382 00:24:15,307 --> 00:24:18,413 - Emily doesn't have a meeting? - No, we straightened that all out. 383 00:24:18,477 --> 00:24:20,514 Uh-huh. Well, listen, maybe we could arrange for-- 384 00:24:20,579 --> 00:24:22,581 Hello, uh, honey? 385 00:24:24,349 --> 00:24:27,455 Oh. Uh-- 386 00:24:27,519 --> 00:24:33,401 Donde esté mi wife? 387 00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:35,131 Uh-huh. 388 00:24:37,863 --> 00:24:39,809 Uh-huh. 389 00:24:39,865 --> 00:24:42,573 [Sighs] 390 00:24:42,634 --> 00:24:44,580 Uh-huh. 391 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,743 [ Mews]